Sunday, November 18, 2007

If you give a mommy a kiss...


If you give a mommy a kiss, she'll ask for a hug too. When you give her a hug, she'll notice how sticky your hands are and will probably want to wash them for you. When she's done, she'll notice how dirty the sink is and she'll start cleaning the bathroom. Then she'll see a wet towel on the floor and want to throw a load into the wash. When she carries all the towels to the laundry room, she might notice a dirty dish in the sink. So she'll have to empty the dishwasher. When she's finished putting away all the dirty dishes from the sink, she'll want a Swiffer to mop up. She'll start mopping. She might get carried away and mop and vacuum the whole house. She may even end up vacuuming under the sofas as well. When she's done she'll probably want to take a nap. But the baby will start to cry. So she'll have to pick him up and change his diaper. The diaper pail will probably be full and she'll have to take the trash out. When she goes to put another bag in the diaper pail, she'll notice that there are none. She'll need to make a grocery list. When she goes to the computer to get a paper and pen, she'll trip over a toy. Which means she'll need her kids to come help clean up. She'll help them clean up their toys and then stand back to look at a clean living room. Looking at her cute little helpers will remind her that she's happy. So... she'll ask for a BIG hug. And chances are if she asks for a big hug, she's going to want a kiss to go with it.