1. Just when it's been hot and dry enough to scorch my grass and crack my dirt, it pours for days. Floods the city, drowns my already dying grass, and fills the cracks all the way down under the foundation of my house.
2. I can still drive on the busiest freeway when my turn signals aren't working and I can't afford to fix them, because no one in this city uses their signals anyways.
3. It's so humid that the stunning, slim and single woman standing next to me now looks like the bride of Frankenstein. haahahahaa. See ponytails ARE more chic sometimes.
4. I'm no longer a minority. I mean, I AM, but I'm not.
5.....more to come